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The Romulans open the story by plotting and right at the outset we learn Captain Chip Miller (last seen in Star Trek: Red Shirts #5) is an asset. A group of redshirts walk into a bar, one says he's gonna ask out this Andorian science officer, another laughs at him. He's run off after her but the other redshirts are called off to do a mission. That same mission goes sideways nightmarishly, our lone redshirt, Harry Deubert, survived but ends up having to clean the shuttle. And he's sick of how redshirts are treated so he tries to contact Starfleet but Miller intercepts him! Dun dun dun! but hey at least redshirt got his date. Too bad she's Andorian security. To be continued! First of all I like that it takes place during the latter decades of the 23rd century, I don't think Star Trek really touches on that era outside the novels and even then... anyways the comic... So sounds like Captain Miller is our big bad for how ever many issues... and it's a good set up, ab...

"The power transfer beam! I can travel on it" And so Cadet Reymi sends the photonic Sam to the planet to save the day. He successfully sends her to the planet but is immediately busted by Chancellor Ake. Meanwhile on the planet! With the shield down the cadets can talk to each other again, which immediately makes the aliens hostile so Sam comes up with a distraction to buy the others time to escape. And while Genesis is feeling sorry for herself Sam figures out a way to communicate with the aliens. To be concluded next issue when they Starfleet a solution! It's a decent story that would've made a decent episode in the short and soon to be lamented Academy series on streaming. We finally have the whole cast working on a solution that honestly was the whole point of the exercise.  And Genesis Lythe learns a lesson. She needs to chill. 7.5/10

Kirk attempts to take command from Sato.  Zed takes his patient to Main Engineering and lets the bomb explode.  The story skips ahead, we see Kirk in command.  Sato and Zed have been left on a Class M Planet.  But Sato is determined to find Kirk and stop him. Most of this issue is taken up by the conflict between Kirk and Sato.  It is one long speech as Kirk tries to talk Sato into giving up, into doing something, into standing down and letting him take command.  If this were a TV show it would work much better.  As a comic it feels wordy.  The confrontation has been building for some time now, but in the end it feels like a long and wordy speech.  T'Galatheon gives her life to destroy the station and seemingly cripple the Borg.  We saw this coming last issue.   six out of ten.

Commander Kelrec has crashed, and unconscious, he is taken by the alien race that still inhabits the planet ruined by the Burn. Meanwhile our three cadets settle for sign language until Caleb reveals he hacked their systems to allow them to communicate in text because this is the 32nd century not some ancient savage era. Our cadets are off while Genesis continues to narrate what still alludes to this mission getting worse.  One the ship Nahla just gets to wait with her crew and the EMH, while Kelrec is unconscious and leaned against a device while the alien dance around both in some ritual. The cadets show up to rescue Kelrec which ends in the device being damaged.  Turns out it is the shield generator keeping the area habitable. Oops! Three issues in and you want this to start wrapping up. Once again this is the issue I have with modern comics: truncated story to make room for ads, especially when it’s one story spread through multiple issues. And it’s a good story, it’s inte...

The Assimilation of the Omega crew begins.  Kirk beams over to confront Jurati.  He speaks directly to Jurati as she was before assimilation.  She tells of her plan, to resurrect the great James T. Kirk in an effort to save the Galaxy.  And how that plan involves the mass assimilation of everyone, with Kirk as the Borg 'King'.  He rejects this and asks her to join him.  Meanwhile, Zed discovers that the massive amounts of chemicals he has been taking to stimulate himself are keeping assimilation at bay, and uses this to help the crew.  Operating on a crewman Zed discovers a bomb inside the crewman.  The confrontation between Kirk and Jurati has been long coming, I feel.  Their romantic connection feels like something used to get the reader's attention, but it is so infrequently used it feels hollow here.  I would have liked a more solid rationale from Jurati, instead of the simplistic and vague notions of a masterplan that somehow involv...

A one-shot that celebrates characters and their respective relationships during pride month. So first up, Mariner and Jennifer in Lower Decks! Mariner takes Jennifer to a bar not long after Jennifer dragged Mariner to her friend’s salon, at the bar Jennifer says ‘we need to talk’, Mariner freaks out so she enlists Boimler to help her keep Jennifer, with hilarious result. Okay, this doesn’t work. Especially if you’ve seen the last season and we know Mariner bows out from Jennifer without actually dumping her and then spends a whole episode avoiding her, so what was the point of this story? I mean it’s a quick kind of fun, I guess, but it’s pointless and doesn’t reveal anything about either character that we don’t already know. 4/10 Next! T'Lir and Lily Sato go after a Vulcan extremist! Hey remember the Theseus? Remember Star Trek Omega? Well post omega T'Lir is helping Lily who’s left the fleet and is now helping the Fenris Rangers……the story wraps up with them capturing the Vul...

Last time on hit Paramount plus Streaming show Star Trek Academy (caaaaaaancelled)! Our cadets are marooned on a planet that had been devastated by the Burn, meanwhile our officers were on the ship with nary an option in how to rescue them. So the kids are still on the planet, they argue amongst each other. The adults are on the ship also arguing amongst each other.  Jayden and Caleb agree that Genesis doesn’t listen and going alone is dangerous. Meanwhile on the ship the chancellor of the war college decides to take a shuttle and find the kids himself. His attempt to go is dangerous as the planet wrecks his shields. And there is more than one stranger on the planet. Who could they be? Guess we’ll find out in issue 3. This comic manages to tell a story planet-side without dialogue, they have to communicate by writing in the dirt while also holding to convention on the ship.  It may not seem like it but this does move the story forward, albeit slowly.  See, again this stor...

The Omega is summoned to Deep Space Hope with a message, a miracle breakthrough.  They arrive to find a Black Hole contained and the crew inflicted with madness.  Their lead scientist tries to meld with Sato.  On the bridge, Kirk is informed that the life signs of the away team have vanished.  Meanwhile, Agnes states that the outcome was always inevitable... assimilation.   We see the progression of time wearing on the crew, especially Captain Sato as he suffers yet another loss.  The Emerald Chain continues to grown as the Federation shrinks.  The space station scenes are spooky, with the art reinforcing it very effectively.  For several issues Agnes has sat back and did little.  Here, we see things seemingly fall into place for her.     eight out of ten. 

And now with the latest hit paramount plus tv show Starfleet Academy (cancelled) comes the latest in tie in properties in the form of an all new comic series Starfleet Academy. And thus we begin with Genesis Lythe narrating, they disembark on a training exercise that combines both academy and war college on a mission to survive in different environments on a planet we learn was devastated by the burn. Everything seems like it would be fairly straightforward where both academy and war college would learn to work together as a team as they did in the days before the burn. But that would be boring so they find a random alien of unknown origin, a storm of some kind is coming in that disrupts all electronic signals, and the cadets are really unprepared because this is freshman year. But I’m sure they’ll figure something out. Okay let’s start with what I did like : I like that we’re going to get more stories in the 32nd century so automatically I hope IDW continues on in this timeframe and ...

Okay first off let's talk about this issue's cover. This is the image for a season six we SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN. So IDW did it for this issue and good on them. This was something we needed and I like that they homaged the Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991) movie poster. Okay and now the thrilling conclusion! The Enterprise's cloak is malfunctioning. Katherine Pulaski comes to save the day. Crew reunited with each other.  Another happy ending. This is a solid issue wrapping up the five issue story arc. The writing fits the tone of how Lower Decks should be so hopefully we get more from these current writers and hopefully they keep it at this level.  I make no secret that I trash these comics monthly, but I am also honest enough to admit when one is good, and this Laapoonia arc was actually good. I laughed at the notes daring people to send in hate mail. And the next time on Star Trek but not really page was just great. However this was a five issue arc that essential...

As the Emerald Chain threatens the Council, Agnes charges in, only to be struck down.  Put before a vote, the Emerald Chain solidifies its place in the galaxy, while the Federation is stripped of its power.  Sato and Kirk disagree on a course of action.  While the doctor attempts to save Agnes, Kirk infiltrates the Emerald Chain ship in orbit.  Kirk attempts to sacrifice himself and take the ship with him but is beamed out.  Later, Sato confronts Kirk and together they sit on the bridge. As this mini series progressed it became less and less about Kirk.  Which was a bit disappointing.  Why bring him back just to put him on the sidelines, and not even as commander of a starship even.  This issue goes into what Kirk is thinking and feeling since being brought back.  It does much to put a band aid on the situation.  But where do we go from here?  We know how things will progress, somewhat, given what we know from Discovery.  Starf...

Last time in the continuing saga of Laapoonia!  Cerritos was docked for repairs, the away team shuttle blew up, Freeman and crew stole the Illinois and mariner stole a shuttle and made her way to the unknown ship. And now the saga of Laapoonia is far from over. Turns out Mariner stealing a shuttle was all part of the plan to get Mariner on the ship to find and rescue the missing and presumed dead away team. Mariner does what Mariner does, rescuing kidnapped Laaperians and Laapoonians, but finding no away team she and her rescued group storm the bridge only to find out that... something is revealed in next month's issue. Meanwhile on the Illinois, Freeman and crew calmly wait for Mariner's signal, and once that happens they go on the attack and are about to beam over a security team when they suddenly hit an invisible force in space that makes a complete left turn into spoilers I’m not revealing. This has been a pretty fun story so far. It still carries that lighter tone the iss...

Uhura falls through the Guardian of Forever and ends up in 1963 America’s south to quickly learn about the injustices black Americans suffered in that time (and beyond, but yeah) meanwhile Kirk and Spock also go back in time to retrieve her in the most middling story about racism and how things eventually get better because of the foundations laid by men like Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and the people who followed him. Okay first thing, this was something I could’ve lived without but Discovery demanded we needed it: Carl. It made sense in a galaxy post time wars, but does not in a time when they met the Guardian of Forever and it was a giant stone portal not Carl. Next, there are better ways to tackle prejudice and racism than this comic based off of a TV show that tackled racism and prejudice far better.  One store employee gets mad at Uhura for being there and there’s a sign? And that’s all the injustice they show. She meets Dr. King, neat. And in the middle of a protest (that loo...

The Babel conference begins.  Sato addresses the members then it begins to fall apart with shouts and accusations.  After a recess Sato's mentor, Solara, is allowed to speak and suggest founding something called the Emerald Chain.  Meanwhile, a ship at warp approaches.  Once it drops out of warp, it will explode.   This would work better as an episode.  Tense negotiations, backroom dealing.  These make good drama for tv.  In a comic... it is difficult to pull off and keep it compelling.  Kirk has been pushed aside.  You'd think with his experience he would address the delegates at least once.  I appreciate what they are doing here.  And introducing the Emerald Chain is a link to Discovery.  But I found this issue ground things to a halt.   six out of ten.

Archer and Boothby explain once they returned they were considered traitors for suggesting humanity was no threat.  The Doctor infects the 8472 station with nanoprobes. Voyager manages to escape as the 8472 exiles agree to an alliance.  Voyager returns to Earth.  Barclay greets the crew while Hugh greets their Borg allies.  The crew make their reunions.  At a get together the Doctor takes a holophoto of the Voyager crew.   Dr. Katherine Pulaski has a surprising cameo as one of the doctors working to cure Tuvok.  A lot of wrapping up takes place with the crew reuniting with their loved ones.  Chakotay and Seven break up as he confesses he still has feelings for Archer.  Some connective threads relate to Picard, with Seven applying to the Academy, though we know she is rejected.  In a way it feels like Return of the King here, with several long moments wrapping up our characters.  It is certainly more satisfying than what we got in th...

Last time on lower decks!  The away team had attempted to escape the planet by commandeering a shuttle on Laapoonia, the Cerritos, hanging in space having dealt several blows on an attacking ship, and having taken a pounding, saw the shuttle carrying the away blow up, and withdrew to safety. And now issue sixteen. The surviving Cerritos crew are grounded at a fleet scrapyard starbase. The admiral and his wife are coming to visit so Captain Carol Freeman hatches a plan to steal an old starship, her first assignment, and go find her crew she doesn’t believe are dead, though Starfleet has them already listed as K.I.A. I feel like this is a good issue that gets dragged a bit in the middle and toward the end just for the sake of having sexbot jokes, but otherwise it’s a decent continuation of a story that being a TPB will help. So far the overall story is good, but with each individual issue being slightly bumpy they need to get to the destination faster. But! 7/10

The Omega will soon head out toward Babel.  A conference will determine the future of the Federation, the trip will take the Omega four months... but everyone else, twenty three years.  Before they leave First Officer 'Wowie' has a disappointing family reunion.  He returns over the years and time moves on.  His family grows bitter, Earth slowly recovers but the future appears bleak.  Wowie returns to the Omega and says that Kirk should be in charge. The situation on Earth, at least the political climate, feels very 'of the moment'.  We see those who lived in comfort now living with fear.  This issue is focused on 'Wowie'.  we get to see his family life, his personal doubts, and how he sticks to his guns in the face of opposition from his family and others.   seven out of ten.

Chapel reunites with her friend, no longer under control of the Seed.  In space the Enterprise is intertwined in vines.  Pike confronts the Seed controlled Una.  He manages to speak directly to the Seed, informing them their jailers are long gone.  Enterprise fires a beam at the surface that frees the trapped prison ship.  Later, Chapel and Una beam down to a 'boring' planet with The Seed, presenting them with a new home. I feel like this five issue mini is the first or second draft of a Strange New Worlds episode.  There are some interesting ideas, with an unusual setting.  But as I have said there is something lacking in its portrayal of our characters.  Scotty especially, but even the modern take on Chapel feels off in this series.  The resolution is very Trek.  Talking with the Seed and resolving the situation.  Much appreciated as opposed to a pew pew sfx battle.   six out of ten.  

Is this the end of Angry Vine Woman? So Chapel rescues her friend, her team, and La'An Noonien-Singh and they are then rescued by Spock and Anime drawing Scotty. Meanwhile in space the crew work to solve the mystery of the Arken and work toward a solution for the angry vine woman, all of which tie up nicely. And good thing too, because this is the type of story that would get old if it got dragged out. And the solution and how they worked it all out is classic Star Trek, and then how it wrapped up with the plant creature by working out a deal instead of running in with phaser firing and blowing everything up, was also very good. Again this would’ve been better as a 5 part season 3 story instead of the seasons more weaker episodes. 8/10

Last time on issue 14! The Cerritos visited Laapoonia, sent down an away team led by Jack Ransom where they were suddenly trapped on planet as Cerritos was suddenly attacked by a strange battleship. And now here is 15 with the away still on the planet attempting to find a way off, in orbit Cerritos is getting slaughtered by the much more advanced strange ship.  Eventually a small shuttle from the planet commanded by the away team attacks the strange ship, and Cerritos makes its escape straight into a cliffhanger. So here we are with part two and we seemed to have forgotten all about D'Vana Tendi being mad about T’Lyn for some reason, and the senior officers on the planet are now stupid. But only we can follow the lower decks main characters of course. We still learn nothing about the mystery ship except that it’s advanced. Well advanced compared to Cerritos, which is not a Prometheus class ship or anything. Really the thing hurting the story is the truncated length of comic books o...